Grin & Bare It

Somebody once said: "love thy neighbour", and then someone else added "but don't get caught". Well actually, the second part is quite irrelevant to what follows. As you may have guessed, this blog post is dedicated specially to those who live in our vicinity or society, who we may love or hate (in most cases, it's the latter), who we are thrown together to live with and sometimes forced to smile at fakely while passing by. Every building society seems to consist of almost the same collection of people in different forms. Compulsory entities in any society: The group of smaller kids that run around the compound all evening, fall occasionally and scream frequently. The group of older kids that insist on playing cricket in the smallest of spaces between lines of expensive cars. The wicked uncle that will stop them from doing so at any cost. The mothers of the aforementioned kids (younger and older) who gather together to talk about this and that. (read: gossip ...

What do you get when you put together a crowd of tone deaf wierdos, a politically correct set of three obnoxious judges, and a sprinkling of tuneful saviours? Well, anyone watching the intitial auditions of american idol for the first time might well be of the opinion that this is the greatest freak show on earth. This, my faithful readers, is america in all it's pitiful glory. Don't be surprised to see people turning up in front of the judges wearing battle armor, bathrobes, or even entire suits that look like they've been stitched out of an american flag. And you haven't even heard these lunatics sing yet. When out of a crowd of 16000 that turn up for auditions, only 7 make it to the next round, something is seriously WRONG. The saving grace being that it gets a lot better in the later rounds when the aforementioned tuneful saviours are belting it out, and if you're a fan of really good english music, you're in for a treat. needless to say, i love music and i...

this place called mumbai sure is a strange one. i arrived here by train yesterday morning and as i stepped out of the station, i noticed how quaint it really was. firstly, for some inexplicable reason, everyone was fully clothed. i mean, what were they thinking?? doesn't anyone sunbathe topless out here? bring out the bikinis, people! and then, from whatever little i could see of their skin, they seemed to be a shade darker than the reddishly sunburnt caucasian locals in the place i had come from. their tattoos and body piercings seemed to be missing too, or maybe they were hidden under all those clothes. another puzzling aspect of this place was that everyone seemed to be sober. i mean, not even minimally inebriated! i suspect that you're a bit skeptical about my astonishing observations, but yes, this is the bitter truth. bitter....that reminds me, i better pick up some beer on the way home. and some vodka to wash it down. the traffic here seems to be tremendously disciplined...